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Post by Nell on Sept 26, 2016 23:09:58 GMT -6
Nell bounced up and down on her toes. She got a sword! It was rusty, and damaged, and it was HERS. ALL HERS. And those Cute little PIGGIES were the perfect thing to Bully--er-- "thin" out.. right? Five of them! How hard could it be?! .... really really really hard. They were SO CUTE. With their big eyes and curly tails... which is probably why she was standing in the middle of road making baby talk toward them.... "Aren't you the cutest thing!? Come on over here and let me stab you so I can earn your Bacon!" ... How does one go about this? Is it better to whack it with her sword in the butt? the head? the snout? .. Do these video game piggies feel pain?
Nell bounced from foot to foot- no doubt looking like she seriously needed to go pee... or she had patience problems... She looked around and then proceeded to wave her arms wildly (*rather like an octopus*) "Excuse me!? ANYONE HERE I need HELP I don't know HOW TO PROPERLY STAB A PIGGIE FOR BACON"...
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2016 23:10:58 GMT -6 by Nell
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Post by ALBEDO on Sept 26, 2016 23:39:36 GMT -6
Nell , PRINCE It was a very quiet morning in game for Albedo. His adventures the day before had actually gone pretty well, and he was already level two, which was nice. He found himself spending a lot of time in the fields, just cherishing the sensations of grass and the smells of dew. The atmosphere of this floor was incredibly peaceful, and even yesterday, he had found himself taking a nap instead of leveling. He wasn't exactly in a rush, at all. It was only the beta, and he already had the privilege of being in it, why did he need to rush through it? He'd enjoy the game fully when it launched. So, instead, he was strolling around and checking out the scenery. If anyone asked, he was likely going to bullshit about how he was making sure the landscape didn't have any bugs. Laughable. He was sure there wouldn't be any bugs-- "Excuse me!? ANYONE HERE I need HELP I don't know HOW TO PROPERLY STAB A PIGGIE FOR BACON--"Albedo looked up across the field to a farmhouse (what in the world was it about the farmhouses in this game?), and beside it was... quite frankly a really pretty avatar for a girl. It was one of the first girl avatar players he had seen in the beta so far. Albedo guessed that everyone was trying to be all manly and strong and what not. He smiled a bit sheepishly and approached, one hand behind his neck. "Yo, miss." A slightly effeminate voice leaked out from his mouth. "I can help if you want. What quest are you on? Wanna party up?" |
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Post by PRINCE on Sept 26, 2016 23:46:48 GMT -6
Right!
Time to be a... not coward!
Prince nodded firmly as he clenched his fists around the collar of his princely white cloak. He had to do this! Prince couldn't be a dashing prince on a white steed if he was afraid of hurting little pigs... Even if they were just the cutest things in the world! He had to be brave!!!
So, the blond teen found himself in the middle of the road that the NPC had directed him to. He was suppose to... thin the... herd... The very thought of killing the tiny defenseless pigs... It made his heart break. As he stared at the pigs, his eyes wide, one of them noticed him and charged.
Prince fell back as the pig headbutted him in the gut and he fell over. He sat there, in the road, as his eyes watered. The pig was in front of him, ready to charge once more as the rather pathetic Prince sobbed.
”...I...It's just... too cute! I can't hit it!”
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2016 23:47:16 GMT -6 by PRINCE
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Post by Nell on Sept 26, 2016 23:49:44 GMT -6
Nell blinked and then grinned with a "totally unsure but game" grin at the people approaching. "Party up? That sounds fun! I am .." She stopped her wild arm wiggles to tap her chin with an index finger. "I am trying to get bacon out of the piggies! er.. wait no.. I'm trying to thin the herd so the farmer man can catch them properly! But they are so cute! I want to knock them upside the head with the right way so the piggie doesn't hurt very long. But I'm not really sure about how to go about doing it. I need to er... get bacon from five piggies."
She smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand and beamed over at Albedo, then at Prince. "Oh Gosh where are my manners? I'm Nell!" She gave them both a sunny smile. "Thanks for letting me flag you down. I promise to work hard and not be a burden on our party!" She winked and did a pretty little "v for victory" pose... Apparently SOMEONE liked their anime...
Then she blinked, wide eyed as one of those "Cute PIggies" attacked the blond in a white cape...
... What?!
"BAD PIGGIE!!!" Squealed Nell as she flung herself into the fray, bashing the poor "Piggie" with her AWESOME (read: rusty) Sword!
"BAD BAD PIGGIE! YOUR BACON IS FORFIT!!! BAD PIGGIES WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO..er.. REJOIN THE HERD!"
The Piggie, now with an stabbed butt Squealed and whirled to face the person who hurt it... Nell backed up a few steps and gulped. "Nice Evil Piggie...."
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Post by ALBEDO on Sept 27, 2016 0:12:42 GMT -6
Nell , PRINCE Albedo's response to the girl was mostly just to give her a beaming smile as he swiped the side of his 'screen' as it were. He pressed a couple of spots in front of him on his menu, and on Nell's screen would appear the request to accept his party invite. Cheerfully, he grinned and mimicked the v-pose right back at her with his own introduction. "Albedo's my username!" He chirped as he pointed at the corner of her view where her party listing was. ALBEDO -- LV 2 "My name should be somewhere around there on your screen. I haven't played too terribly much yet, but I've played enough to get a grasp on the game, I'll help with the quest." He floated through a couple of options on his screen and accepted the quest so that he was on it as well, and then prepared himself to explain the mechanics-- Until the interruption. The wails of the other man were grating on his ears. He hadn't heard anyone in game actually be that much of a damn wimp before. Being cute and oblivious to the mechanics was one thing, but not wanting to hunt down pixels? That was another. He hummed disapprovingly as Nell went to help the blonde dunce. "Wow, that'll be the first time I've seen a person die to a level one mob because he thought it was to cute to kill." He gripped his sword and a red light arced across the blade as he approached in a walk and activated his sword art. He didn't think he'd need it, but... y'know... had to show off in front of the newbie. SWORD ART SLASH: 10 DMG.
STR: 0.
DEX: 1 -- ADVANTAGE!
RUSTY ONE HANDED SWORD: 1 DMG.
ANGRY PIG: 3 HP.
DEX: 0 -- DISADVANTAGE!
The slash came down diagonally across the pig's torso when he got close enough, and as the pig disintegrated into a pile of glowing pixels, he held out a hand to Prince to help him up. "Yo. Wanna party up, the lady and I will take out the pigs for you and you can piggyback off the XP?" He just didn't want this kid to steal their kills, really...
Last Edit: Sept 27, 2016 0:13:14 GMT -6 by ALBEDO
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Post by Nell on Sept 28, 2016 15:53:39 GMT -6
((Skipping PRINCE with permission!)) Nell blinked as a screen popped up in front of her saying that she had a party invite. She pushed the “air” near the button and sure enough, it accepted her input and flashed up party information. She probably would have, by extension, gored by a piggie, if her new partner in crime didn’t stab it with a shiny!
And as the Piggie vanished into an explosion of sparklies, Nell let out a squeal of delight. That would make killing things so much easier. She could HANDLE pixel death! She eyed her sword and then repeated in her mind Albedo had done. She took a few bouncing steps backward and tried to activate her sword art…
And nothing happened. She shook her sword vigorously and when nothing else happened she started to talk to it. “Now look here, Awesome Sword, I need you to sparkle so I can make the piggies sparkle so I can collect my booty and save up for something wicked cool… But first you need to glow ok? You can do it! GO RUSTY SWORD!!!”
… This was going to take a while..
Last Edit: Sept 28, 2016 15:55:05 GMT -6 by Nell
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